Because
first Pick up the nearest book.
second Open to page 123rd
third Find the fifth sentence.
4th Post the next three sentences (in your own journal!).
5th People five days.
The next book in range is my latest creation: The Little House Pharmacy;) page 123 has unfortunately not enough sentences, so I am on 124 cheaters;)
House. "We need help from a Belgian doctor named Einthoven. "
Chase: "He's dead!"
House: "But before the little fellow is assigned, he invented the galvanometer."
Michael Reufsteck, Jochen Stoeckle: The Little House Pharmacy, vgs. Page 124 (used here is a quote from the series "Dr.House" Season 2, Episode 12)
It feels like after and tagged humor;)